From one of my favorite authors....Ellyse :). Above is her rendition of Selena Gomez's "I love you like a lovesong baby!"
I lOVE this! I told her to write a story in church one day and this is what she came up with.
Translation: There was a monster. It lived in a castle. It would eat you if you got into the castle. It was a bed monster. It would wake up if you go into the castle. The end.
Moral: I don't think we ought to go in the castle!